TY, Jackie. Enjoy the flight!

“58 is great!” they said.  (Who’s they anyway?)  And if it’s so great, then why am I running on empty physicalLY, emotionalLY, intellectualLY, spiritualLY and musicalLY?  And no, I’m not going to say the other -LY word you’re all thinking of, but that, too.  Just ask my snore-mate. (Remind me to tell you a “little funny” later about that other -LY word.)

Any who, astute and concerned, a reconnected girlfriend via FB from my home town, Jackie, cautiously responded to my persistent, pessimistic, personal, pathetic, pitiful, painful, did I mention pessismistic postings on Facebook of me, by me.

To get my brain back on track, any track, just not an 8-track, and to make use of my “intelligence and wit” (Her words, not mine.  Mine would be common sense and sarcasm.)  Jackie suggested that I start writing a blog.  Wait while I’ll cross my legs…HaHaHaHa!!! Me? No way, Jose’.  After’s hall, I’s tink hat grammER hand righting!  I didn’t even break 500 on the SATs for England!  Besides, I have no ideaR how to start a blog!  She said, “just Google it.”

So,  I “went on the Google” (my own mother asked me years ago if I was “ON the Google?” Come on now, that’s funny!)  and an hour later, (ok, maybe two because this glitch of the capital I️ , I , is a royal pain in my arse right now.)  just like magic, here I am, writing a blog, called Kate’s Flight of Ideas…Cost me $48.00 for the year.  I thought I clicked the free button, figure$.   Let’s hope this is legit and I’m not buying an island in the Philippines, where I’m soon to add “empty monetarily” to the above list.  Snore-mate will not be too happy.   If I did, I’ll be flying to my new island very soon!

Thanks, Jackie.  We’ll see how this goes.  Hopefully, tomorrow I’ll be able to find this website again and remember my password….

Oh yeah, thanks for reminding me, (CRS: another fun fact of being 58!) that “little funny” as heard in a GYN’s office…”Who are the ONLY TWO types of people who NEVER have sex?” “ Yup, your parents and your own kids!”  Ewwwwww.

Xo, Kate.