HNY 2018!!

Happy New Year 2018!!

I, Kate, resolved on last Jan 1, 2017, to lose #50, only #75 more to go!

It’s that time of year again when we’re bombarded with a gazillion celebrities (getting paid, like they need the money!) to speak on behalf of the newest twist on usually an old weight loss program.  Lose 30# Fast! …Turbo-13! …New Freestyle, Join a gym with your friend for only $20!  Lose weight, make and keep your New Year’s resolutions! Blablabla…

Over heard in my house this week, ”OMG, not again, Marie Botox-mond is still at it, selling Nutty System!  She’s on every single channel, I swear!  She even had a full page ad in my AAA magazine!!  I think she’s following me.

🎵Marie: “I’m 50# lighter.”

🎵Donny:  “I’m a little bit sick of your frozen face!”

And even worse than our country girl, Marie, is the queen of giveaways, Opera!! You know, Kayle Ging’s BFF?  Or is it the other way around??  Anywho, Really? Opera?!! Who are the blind ad wizards that came up with her name, yet again?!  If you think that of all the celebrities out there, that she’s the guru on how to lose weight, I have a BoFlex machine I’d like to sell ya! (True!)  Ok, ok, maybe she is, but she also wears the crown for the celebrity most likely to put it all back on and then some!  Hey, I’m not making fun of her, …Ok, maybe I am.  Sadly, Heaven knows, I know how she feels!!  Difference being, I ain’t on TV acting as if I’m an expert on weight loss for the 27th year in a row! Stick to giveaways, Opera! I’ll take a green Mercedes, thx.

Have you seen the advertisement on FB selling black yoga pants that proclaim to burn away cellulite simply by wearing them?  Too good to be true?  Somebody else buy them and let me know if they work? Thanks. Oh, you have to exercise in them too? Ohhh, well they didn’t say that!!

After a lot of mostly negative, self loathing thoughts, as I eat 3 more homemade oatmeal craisin white chocolate chip cookies warmed in the microwave, (hungry yet?) I’ve come up with a new diet plan.

(Dating, circa 1985    Kate: “Joe, do you like seafood?”    Joe: “Of course, I like all foods!!  I see it and I eat it!!”)

I’ve figured out that many of the crappy, high caloric foods consumed (yes, by me) start with the letter C.

Chocolate, cookies, cakes, coffee, Chardonnay, cheddar cheese, cream cheese, Chinese food, cashews, calamari, clams, (ice) cream, cannoli, etc….

My 2018 resolution is to avoid any food that starts with a C.

I’m going to call it The No C-Food Diet.  Maybe this will C-atch on!

BTW, My new 2018 Dictionary will be on the shelves in 2 days.

McChocolate, McCookies, McCakes, McCoffee, McChardonnay, McCheddar McCheese, Get the picture?….I’m never going to lose the McSeventy-Five pounds that I need to!

Xo, Kate  12/30/17

I’m gonna give my Weight Loss Coffee another try…I didn’t get started correctly the first time back in the fall …But, it’s as simple as just 2 cups/day!  Also, I am totally Loving my fiber water!! It’s so tasty and hopefully bringing down my Chol.

For legitimate info on Weight Loss coffee, and/or you’d like to buy the boflex machine in our basement and carry it the heck out out of there, shoot me an email at k.scott317@icloud.com   I kid you not!

Hello, Opera, do you like coffee?