I’m in a golf shop today here in beautiful Bonita, FL where I regularly buy my used Callaway (soccer) golf balls. (I lose them way too easily to buy NEW one$. If you’re confused right now, I’m not playing golf with a soccer ball, I’m playing golf with golf balls that have markings on them that make them look like miniature soccer balls. Funny thing, I’ve never played soccer. I’m so old that there weren’t any girl’s soccer teams when I was a kid. Field hockey? Yes!! Soccer? No. Maybe I’d do better at golf if I had a field hockey stick and ball!! It was after all my most favorite game evah!! Okay, sorry, back to the golf shop. So I happily (they’re so cute, white and green, white and pink, red, white and blue) pick out 2 dozen “soccer” golf balls thinking, well, hopefully that’ll last me a month or so, hopefully!! Then I decide to torture myself yet again and stroll through the ladies clothing section. Why I do this to myself, every. single. time., I don’t know. Per usual, they NEVER have anything in my size!! (I’d love to be petite for just ONE day!) So, Kate here, finally gets the nerve to ask the sales lady, “Why is it that this place never carries women’s sizes? You know, I used to just be tall, now I’m still tall but I’m also round!” Then after a little more kidding back and forth, I crack myself up further saying, “Fat Lives Matter, too, but not in here!!” She laughed, I laughed, and then she whispered, go online, bla bla bla…. I’m starting a new group, FLM. Who’s in? But first, Tee Time tomorrow 8:10,,, “Play Ball!”

Ooops, wrong sport …

Oct 11, 2020

3 thoughts on “I’m in a golf shop today here in beautiful Bonita, FL where I regularly buy my used Callaway (soccer) golf balls. (I lose them way too easily to buy NEW one$. If you’re confused right now, I’m not playing golf with a soccer ball, I’m playing golf with golf balls that have markings on them that make them look like miniature soccer balls. Funny thing, I’ve never played soccer. I’m so old that there weren’t any girl’s soccer teams when I was a kid. Field hockey? Yes!! Soccer? No. Maybe I’d do better at golf if I had a field hockey stick and ball!! It was after all my most favorite game evah!! Okay, sorry, back to the golf shop. So I happily (they’re so cute, white and green, white and pink, red, white and blue) pick out 2 dozen “soccer” golf balls thinking, well, hopefully that’ll last me a month or so, hopefully!! Then I decide to torture myself yet again and stroll through the ladies clothing section. Why I do this to myself, every. single. time., I don’t know. Per usual, they NEVER have anything in my size!! (I’d love to be petite for just ONE day!) So, Kate here, finally gets the nerve to ask the sales lady, “Why is it that this place never carries women’s sizes? You know, I used to just be tall, now I’m still tall but I’m also round!” Then after a little more kidding back and forth, I crack myself up further saying, “Fat Lives Matter, too, but not in here!!” She laughed, I laughed, and then she whispered, go online, bla bla bla…. I’m starting a new group, FLM. Who’s in? But first, Tee Time tomorrow 8:10,,, “Play Ball!”

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